Recession Whacker #6

When I say "moonlighting," I actually mean it literally. In other words, working at night, after hours, in what can be a rewarding and potentially very lucrative second career.

Mugging bankers.

They're rich. They caused this whole economic crisis. And they're getting paid with your tax dollars. So why not help yourself to a late night withdrawal?

Which leads me to my next helpful (and fun!) tip . . .

Recession Whacker Tip:
Expand your moonlighting horizons.

Once you've done bankers, start spreading your wings!

Consider moving on . . . to financial consultants, top ceos, even politicians. They're all great sources of extra pocket money.

Added plus: You'll be doing the patriotic thing. After all, what's more patriotic than giving back to the taxpayer (you)?

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