Recession Whacker #3

As the charts above demonstrate, the stock market is not a preferred investment. It goes up and down too much.

Wouldn't you be better off – and less stressed out – with something that just goes UP?

Your best bet for investing success? Lotto.

Winning Lotto tickets can offer the prudent investor an amazing payback on a minimal capital outlay.

Recession Whacker #2

Even when you're pinching pennies, you can afford a wide variety of wonderful meats. They're lean. They don't have additives. They're all-natural. They're free-range. And, best of all, they cost nothing!

Yes, we're talking road kill.

So gun your motor and grab some game. Then you can fire up the grill, slap on some raccoon, and you're set to go!

Recession Whacker #1

Let’s take Ted. Formerly a big-bucks mortgage broker with a stressful (and expensive) hobby of mountain-climbing, Ted has found a new hobby better suited to tough times– and a lot less stressful too!

Ted has started collecting (and consuming) domestic macro-brewery beer. But use your imagination: You might prefer other rewarding hobbies.

Like malt liquor tall-boys.